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Devious Journal Entry

Sat Jul 11, 2009, 11:23 AM
Tagged by :iconwildshadowfur:

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Crystal needs just 6-8 inches of snow to open" (What?)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Crystal looks like a faggot in this pic" (LMAO x3)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "What do you do when Pokemon Crystal says the save file has been corrupted?" (Ooooh-kay. Now, you see, this is why I always preferred Silver. I feel tacky for sharing my name with a video game. xD)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Crystal wants to dress you like a rich iraqi."

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Crystal DOES IT BEST♥." (Ah, the great things Myspace turns up in Google. xD)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Crystal hates myspace like woah." (That's actually true.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Crystal asks: What's going on in the Slam Van?" (That makes no sense.)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Crystal Goes Psychotic On Twyla!" (Yeah for psychosis! But... Twyla..?)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "Crystal likes to express herself in a way that lets other girls know that "it is sexy as hell to have ink."" (Except that I totally hate tattoos, right?)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "Crystal Eats Snow."

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "See results for: crystal was arrested for" (Why do I think this is more about what someone didn't wear than what they did...? o.0)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: "Playboy Playmate Crystal McCahill Arrested for DUI, Hottest Mugshot Ever?" (I'm slightly disturbed, how 'bout you?)

Q: Who do you tag?
A: anyone who wants to try.

  • Mood: Pain
  • Listening to: Sharada -Skye Sweetnam
  • Playing: Furcadia & Pokemon Platinum

Devious Comments

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:iconwildshadowfur:
Google totally has problems. xD

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